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Episode & The Bet:

2 - Mike challenges Ed to meow loud enough to make a guy sitting on a bench turn around

3 - Mike bets Ed that he cannot drink an entire bottle of pancake syrup

4 - Ed puts Mike up to ordering a burger using only two words:”burger me”.

5 - At the Smiling Goat, Mike bets Ed that he can’t walk up to a woman at the bar and offer to buy her a drink - with beer nuts in his mouth.

6 - At the mayoral debate, Ed challenges Mike to go over toa a man and call him”mommy”. One problem: it turns out this man actually knows Mike.

7 - In the supermarket, Mike bets Ed he can`t ask a clerk where the lettuce is - pronouncing it “let-oos”.

8 - Mike bets Ed he can’t place his lunch order in rhyme at the local diner

9 - Mike bets Ed that he can’t eat some of the dog food”paté” that he has prepared for Troy.

11 - Ed bets Mike that he can`t walk up to a stranger in the bowling alley and sing Peabo Bryson & Roberta Flack`s mushy ballad “Tonight I Celebrate My Love.”

12 - Mike bets Ed that he can`t order a Shirley Temple when he goes out with Bonnie Hane for drinks at the Smiling Goat. This episode also featured a spoof of $10 bets: Nancy (as Mike) challenges Molly (as Ed) to call the waitress at their favorite restaurant “fancy pants”.

13 - Mike bets Ed he can`t approach a stranger on a park bench and touch the man`s bald spot

14 - Mike bets Ed can`t call the Reverend Carver “Padre”.

15 - Ed bets Mike can`t speak in a British accent to Hillary Sanders, a fellow Stuckeyville High alum, who comes into the Smiling Goat.

16 - Mike bets Ed he`ll give him 10 bucks to give him 10 bucks. Ed turns it around and bets Mike he can`t give Ed twenty bucks for ten bucks.

17 - Ed bets Mike ten bucks that he can`t do “the Snake Dance” in front of a bunch of people waiting at a bus stop.

18 - Ed bets Mike ten bucks he can`t finish his dinner in the restaurant without wearing his shirt.

19 - Ed bets Mike ten bucks to smear wedding cake on his face after giving the toast at Ari and Barbara`s wedding.

20 - Mike bets Ed ten bucks to yell “I love kitties!” at the top of his lungs in the bowling alley.

21 - Ed bets Mike 10 bucks to kiss Kenny on the cheek. Mike turns the bet into a European-style greeting, hoping it will help ease the awkwardness of the situation.

23 - Mike bets Ed ten bucks to kiss the garden gnome of a neighbor who is out tending his lawn–the fact that Mr. Gordon will see Ed do it makes it hilarious.

25 - Ed bets Mike ten bucks to sit on a horse ride at the playground and yell”Look at me everybody! I`m a cowboy! Yee haw!”

26 - Mike bets Ed ten bucks to ask the waitress to wrap his one remaining french fry.

27 - Mike bets Ed $6 to go hug a giant chicken who is advertising for a local restaurant. Ed refuses to do it for only $6 and instead turns the bet on Mike for $10.

29 - Mike bets Ed ten bucks to go over to two women at the farmer`s market and introduce himself as a jackass.

30 - Mike bets Ed $10 to eat a potato chip, despites Ed`s 20 year quest to”eat just one”.

32 - Mike bets Ed ten bucks he can`t get a Stuckeybowl patron to say “tater tots” in 30 seconds or less.

33 - While at the barbershop with Ed and Mr. Pazutti, Mike bets Ed $10 to let the barber put temporary red dye in Ed`s hair.

37 - Mike bets Ed ten bucks to order a brandy at the bar by saying the word “brandy” 20 times.

42 - Ed bets Mike ten bucks to go up to a patron in the Goat and ask for his autograph, pretending to believe the patron`s Kenny Rogers.

44 - Mike bets Ed ten bucks to wolf whistle at a man. Despite Ed`s claims that this crosses a line, Mike claims no line has been established.

45 - Ed bets Mike ten bucks to ask a passerby where a hotel is all the while cranking up the volume on the radio and making the man shout out the directions.

47 - After a rousing discussion on how male ostriches impress females, Mike bets Ed ten bucks to impress a woman at the bus stop, using his best ostrich impression. Ed goes up to the woman, rests on what he supposes are his hocks, flaps his”wings” and screams like a banshee.

48 - Mike bets Ed ten bucks to play song A55 on the jukebox at the bar. Ed does, and the jukebox blares “It`s Raining Men”.

53 - Ed bets Mike ten bucks to stand on a chair and bark out the tune of Jingle Bells.

55 - Mike bets Ed ten bucks to go up to a Stuckeybowl Snack Bar patron and chatter him.

57 - Mike bets Ed ten bucks he can`t make Frankie laugh in under one minute.

64 - Ed bets Mike ten bucks to go into the bathroom, stand at the urinal, and compliment the man next to him.

65 - Ed bets Mike ten bucks to grow a mustache.

67 - Mike bets Ed ten bucks to call the judge in his court case “Sally.”

72 - Mike is taking Sarah around for a dry run of trick or treating to Ed`s house. Ed bets Mike ten bucks to don Sarah`s pirate cap and hook and go to a neighbor`s to trick or treat.

80 - Mike makes Ed wear a mud facial mask (like Nancy and Gunter wore while watching television together) while they drink together at the Goat.

83 - Ed bets Mike to pretend to drunkenly drop trou during his toast. When Mike pulls his pants down from atop a table (as appalled and astonished guests look on) he reveals the words “MOZEL TOV” printed on the back on his boxer shorts.